A horse walked into a bar and nobody made a deal of it. Strange but ok let’s go with that. Anyway, the horse has a couple of drinks and plays some pool. He’s surprisingly good at pool considering he has no fingers and has to stand on the table to take a shot. After a couple more drinks he ended up getting into a fight about existentialism; broke a bar stool and left a barmaid in tears. The horse was thrown out of the pub into the street after the fracas.

Moral of the tale: Horses are rarely ‘happy’ drunks.

©DJA 2016

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From the Compendium of One Hundred Word Stories