Welcome to our Sanctuary, this is where the Angry Farmers share a home. Each of us finds solace and amusement in different parts of the house, but we all share one common goal.

To make the world better.

We understand we can’t just grab our pitchforks and jump on our broomsticks and change the world in a messy revolution of upheaval and chaos. Proper change takes time and it has to start small and we’re starting it here.

Any and all Angry Farmers are welcome within, come share your thoughts, tell us what you think. All we ask, like we always do when people join us, do what you want, but just play nice.

Welcome to stage one of the Sanctuary of the AFU.

Our kindest regards,


Rubber Superior V Pitchforkin’ 2016


To the Blueprint…