Welcome to the Spider Cave,
Though it didn’t have a name.
Not until I saw the pic,
Frame by scary frame.

I spotted an anomaly,
Up above my head,
When I saw just what it was,
My heart was filled with dread.

Turns out I’d invaded,
An actual Spider cave.
Right above my freakin’ head,
Talk about close shave!

So, the moral of the story,
When posing for a spoof,
Use that torch that’s in your hand.
And check the bloody roof!

NB. Face not model’s own.

 

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