Since you only won second prize Nigel, you get a dodgy poem from one of our Bawdy Bards!
Nigel Doughty tall and fair,
Needs a bride for life to share,
Every up and every down,
Beggar with cap to king with crown.
To love and adore, for all of his life,
He needs a maiden to make his wife.
In return he’ll worship her soul,
Happy Ever After, his only goal.
So who was the maiden that he did meet.
The one who makes his life complete.
Well here she is, the overall winner.
First name’s Pol, last name’s Skinner.