Say these words as you follow O gentle reader; for only good can come from such deed:
‘I, speaker of these words, whether spoken orally or within hidden recesses of the mind; do solemnly believe that words have more power than physical action. They can create miracles and disasters beyond the realms of possibility. I know the power of words and use them to communicate only good when good is required and bad when all else has failed. A miracle was spoken today. Only greatness can come from what I have uttered.’
Unless you possess a guilty mind, of course.