Dear Rubber Superior,

Someone is causing me pain and stress in my life, as a budding witch can you offer any advice as to why my spells are not working?

A budding witch


Oh my word, if I had someone to go to for advice in my early years, that would have been my very first question!

It’s always revenge isn’t it. Heh.

Anyway, to the nitty-gritty, give this a try anytime you like but this Saturday would work best as it’s the full moon!

Best witches,



Here’s a quick one that’s easy to learn;
And I’ll give you a little teaser.
It’s as easy as writing names on a page,
And popping them into the freezer.

Soon enough they’ll start to get cold,
Crystals will start to form.
They’ll come sluggish, burdened, slow in their walk;
They’ll crawl as they try to keep warm.

The coldness increases, unable to move;
Their feet? They are stuck to the floor.
The spell is complete, the task it is done;
They’re frozen and vex you no more.

©CMA 2020